I too have one :)

A new person was hired on our field team. Another one of those! (I get quite crabby these days)

Resignedly, I asked my colleague what his job description was to be.

Well, hes basically going to be your bitch!

Oh how I loved that!!! :) I dont mean it in a disrespectful way at all; the person in question is a highly qualified field expert...but just think about it.....my bitch !! :) just when my nerves are stretched to a snapping point due to the stress at work over the last few months....the tedious phone calls, the ridiculous errands, the never ending field trips, the brain-numbing amount of planning ...its not as if Ive not had a project assistant before, but just the thought of someone whos job is to make your life easier is such an amazing luxury :)

Now I too have one :) And I'm loving it :)